So, we booked a few nights elsewhere for April Break. We are going to GLAMP!
I am so excited because the idea of tent camping (or remember the Maine airb&b Bryce found that required canoeing in and out?) is at best anxiety-producing and at worst turning into a bear meal or a killer's victim. Or, as a friend recently said, "you have to love the outdoors enough to poop in a hole by a tree." I don't understand why when we have the advances of plumbing, electricity, and a locked door, I'd want to "rough it."
But this, this is a geodesic dome with a bathroom, kitchenette, and thermostat, on a lake in the woods in nearby mountains. It's remote, cozy, quiet, and romantic. They have a gas fireplace in the dome and a fire pit and grill outside. And, it's got a zillion stars.
It's something different, but not too scary. It sounds like all the best parts of being in the woods and being in a fancy hotel. I'm excited to try the least rugged camping ever.